11/26/23
Episode 192. Thanksgiving highlights and Kathie Lee reviews. A Maine lottery winner wants to stay anonymous, Mike Johnson is a perv and Taco Bell has a Christmas party that would put the Playboy Mansion to shame.
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11/19/23
Episode 191. A Tennessee town outlaws being gay, Snoop stops smoking weed and Billie Eilish says men can’t be fat shamed. Also Ochocinco was playing on Viagra and a woman wins a marathon with the help of a car ride.
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11/12/23
Episode 190. No one wants to fight for the country anymore, Philly cops no longer need college degrees and Dr Ruth is back! She’s a survivor. Plus a man sits on his wife’s head and a wife drags her husband around by his arm in the window of her car.
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11/5/23
Episode 189. Mike Johnson says Rome fell because it was gay, a man in China peed in the beer vat and a house with a functioning meth lab is for sale in Cali.
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10/29/23
Episode 188. A pilot flys high on shrooms, some folks in Tenn are told by God to squat in a mansion, a man hires hookers for him and his horse and Kim Kardashian is peddling bras with fake nipples in them.
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10/22/23
Episode 187. Live from Nashville! A Nebraska man gets way into dolls, Rykers prison officers have a man cave and a very spooky lawn decoration.
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10/15/23
Episode 186. Playboy fires a model for celebrating Hamas, a Mormon leader turns out to be a freak, some books are gay and Jada and Will are living a lie. Want to find out how to live to 100? Listen in!
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10/8/23
Episode 185. This week Bill Maher takes the moral high ground, Spotify is using AI to translate podcasts to other languages and breakdancing will soon be an Olympic sport.
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10/1/23
Episode 184. Lot of crime this week! Target is closing stores in some cities, Dollar General is getting robbed nightly and a woman named Meatball is crying in jail in Philly. The Writer’s Strike is over and the Jagger kids better get jobs because Mick is leaving them nothing!
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9/24/23
Episode 183. EVERYBODY’S LISTENING TO THIS WEEK’S SUNDAY PAPERS (especially the woman in TX with no arms and legs who cannot shut it off). Baltimore students are failing, monks are sobering up, and Pauly Shore may be playing Richard Simmons in a movie!
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9/17/23
Episode 182. The Jets break Mike’s heart, Boebert disrupts a musical, Bill Maher disrespects the strike and candidates streaming porn is the new stump speech.
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9/10/23
Episode 181. Delta flight has some diarrhea, The Boss calls in sick, a whorehouse is offering Mormons a discount and it’s the 125th anniversary of the 1st DUI!
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9/3/23
Episode 180. Trigger warning: lot of death in today's episode - and not just Mike's jokes about Florida. Another jet ski escape, McConnell’s poker face, and a cow in Nebraska riding shotgun.
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8/27/23
Episode 179. This week, Trump looks very serious, the Fyre Festival is back and a Chinese man escapes to S Korea on a jet ski. Also, we say goodbye to a friend of the show.
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8/20/23
Episode 178. Greg is back! We talk about Oprah filming the victims in Hawaii, more biker accidents at the Sturgis rally, Kid Rock drinking Bud Light, and the reviews are in on Dennis Gubbins!
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8/13/23
Episode 177. Good news, Gubbins is in today. Mike stoically delivers the annual Sturgis injury report, Dennis says goodbye to Robertson & Rodriguez. Who the hell is Lil Tay?
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8/6/23
Episode 176. Giuliani is outdoing himself this week claiming he has breasts. Lizzo is sexually harassing and Zuckerberg prepares to lose his fight with Musk. Sadly, the video crashed. This week is audio only, sorry.
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7/30/23
Episode 175. We start off funny, talking about syphilis, get funnier talking about Leprosy, bring it down to talk about the transcendent Sinead and then cheer you back up with some Sunday Funnies.
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7/23/23
Episode 174. This week, Bernie Taupin takes a beating, as does an old man in a FLA theatre. Also, Hunter Biden porn, and Lana Del Rey waits tables at a Waffle House.
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7/16/23
Episode 173. Phone call with Chaos another Tom O’Neill about the release of a Manson girl. The actors join the writers on the strike line and somebody farts at an RFK event. Larry Nassar gets stabbed and Italy decides it’s OK to grope, as long as it only lasts 10 seconds.
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