Episode 172. Biden now snorting rails in the White House, FLA Man treats his wife’s lover like a baseball, Britney gets hit one more time and twins are born into a toilet. Plus, what’s going on with Denman?

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Episode 171. A meteorologist is threatened for saying it’s getting warm, negative on Affirmative Action, Southwest has people angry, and JizzLane Maxwell is being a Karen in jail. Also Madonna and Costner are in the news along with the new All Drug Olympics in Australia.

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Episode 170. There’s nothing funny about the Titanic sub situation. But we still give it a shot. A Mexican restaurant hires a fake priest to get real confessions, Harry and Meghan flop and there’s a new Beatles album?

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Episode 169. Just back from watching the US Open golf we tackle a Philly disaster, a Starbucks lawsuit and nasty stories from FLA and Australia.

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Episode 168. LIV and PGA forge a deal with the devil. Martha Stewart wants you to drive to an office, NYC is smoky, and a virgin crocodile has a baby. It’s a miracle!

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Episode 167. This week, Santino and Bobby Lee call in. We honor 30 years since Bob Fitzsimmons passed and correct the fake news about Target. Trans girl is sued for running too fast, Chick-Fil-A is the new Bud Light and Australia Man continues to challenge Fla Man.

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Episode 166. A Family Feud contestant murders his wife, a nun and a bishop break some vows and Elon Musk is implanting chips in people’s heads. Celine Dion is a little stiff but a 100 year old woman gets loose on the TB Rays mound throwing out the 1st pitch.

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Episode 165: Toe sucking, Amelia Earhart and Target is the new Bud Light. What are the angriest airports in the country and Australia is the world’s Florida.

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Episode 164. Tough week for the GOP. We try to go easy but… Also, Bobby De Niro has a future orphan at 79, a FLA man has quite a night out, and ChatGPT is picking stocks better than the experts.

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Episode 163. We’re on strike! Not as podcasters but as writers. Louisville has been letting 10-yr-olds work at McD’s, but Utah won’t let 24 yr-olds work in porn. The Navy has drag queens and Tucker Carlson has some rules about how white men should fight.

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Episode 162. UFOs in Vegas, kids in IL driving the school bus, and Mike talks about being at the final Corden taping. A passenger on a South African flight gets a little handsy and Mike has something to say about Philly. 

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Episode 161. Greg is visited by the ghost of his father, a Bud Light drinker loses his shit, Gen Z is getting fired and Mexico’s president said we’re all on drugs.

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Episode 160. Why is Lululemon making fun of Asian people? Why are old ladies in Missouri robbing banks? Why is Arnold Schwarzenegger filling potholes? Tune into Sunday Papers this week and you may walk away a little smarter.

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Episode 159. Happy Easter! Filipino men are nailing themselves to the cross to celebrate, a fake cop pulls over a real cop, and Kid Rock is done with Bud Light. A Dutch man has fathered 550 children with sperm donations, and now there is fear of incest in The Netherlands.

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Episode 158. Gwyneth dominates the white news cycle, and a N Carolina teacher tapes a kid's mouth shut. Elon Musk calls for a shutdown of AI, and two escaped inmates can’t escape the allure of a short stack at IHOP.

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Episode 157. We talk about the big St Paddy's Day Show and dive into Kanye's sudden love for Jews, Congress’ hatred for Tik Tok, and a billionaire dumping his wife because she got dementia. Rick Allen, The drummer for Def Leppard was attacked and a principal in FLA is fired for allowing a class to see Michelangelo’s David.

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Episode 156. We recorded in person for the 1st time! Better? Worse? You decide. Abortion, Drag Queens and a spy cam in a bathroom. Good wholesome news from your friends at Sunday Papers!

Episode 155. We talk about tonight's’ Oscars and yesterday's Oscars. There are goats loose in San Francisco, cocaine leopards in Ohio and a woman in FLA caught with meth in a place only Fla Man should go. We do a quick (positive) review of Chris Rock's special and answer your questions.

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Episode 154. Biden calls for a draft? Tom Brady is now a standup comedian, a lot of anti-drag politicians in drag and Florida woman gives a curious pee sample.

Episode 153. Reports from the Springsteen concert and Dylan museum in Tulsa, a rain report on LA and snippets from the Kreischer tour. An alligator is found in Brooklyn, a day care worker is busted dosing the kids on Melatonin and fat kids are banned from a ride at Universal. And Gubbins got knee surgery.

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