Episode 122. U.S. Kids are putting on weight but shedding IQ points, an 86 year old flight attendant refused to retire, Paul Rudd signs a nerd’s yearbook and we finally talk about the Carlin documentary.

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Episode 121. As Mike beams in from an upstate NY lake cabin, Greg recounts the chaos at The Comedy Store this week. Texas schools are “rebranding” slavery as “involuntary relocation.” Yup. Ricky Martin may be straight and a German boy does what Germans love best - gets in a world of shit.

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Episode 120. Oh yeah we talk about it. And then some. Also an Oklahoma theatre fast forwards past a Buzz Lightyear kiss, something scary comes out of a Florida woman’s pants and ‘what is the best first song on a first album’?

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Episode 119. A mushroom update, Apple’s new product that helps you murder and Kim defiles a national artifact. Also stories on Canadian beavers, illegal Saudi rainbows and someone throws out a first pitch like a girl.

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Episode 118. An update on mushrooms, a handicap drug smuggler and a quick chat with CHAOS author Tom O’Neill. A FedEx truck slams into a guy getting road-smoke and Make America Florida!

Lot of news from Florida as well as a Mexican hurricane which identifies as THEM. An 83 year old pastor takes up doing gay porn and a 22 yr old Scottish woman is hired to watch it.

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Ellen is off the air and thus our NDA’s are null and void! A jumper in NYC, a rectal hemorrhage on a cruise ship and Spacey is charged. We do not speak of the Amber Heard trial. You’re welcome.

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Episode 115. Elon Musk is making jokes about his penis, Nancy Pelosi can’t eat those Jesus wafers, Clapton has the Vid and a Florida Man is on fire this week!

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Episode 114. Mike recounts his week working with Letterman, we make a big announcement about Norm and tell some Andy Dick stories. The new Barbie has a hearing aid and Ellen is wrapping up her show. Also two extra Florida Man stories!

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Episode 113. Mike recounts being at the Chappelle show where he was attacked. We talk about Norm’s memorial and then get into news about escaped convicts, Canadian abortions and Sydney Sweeney getting cat-called at The Met Gala.

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Episode 112. A hiker falls in the tank of a port-o-potty, Trump can’t define what a woman is and a couple is married on a Southwest flight to nowhere. Also, we talk about who will replace James Corden, and penis fish in Florida? Where else?

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Episode 111. Mike takes a COVID TEST on the air, we reveal the results (it’s not good) and we discuss sex with a lizard. A Tyson takes out a Karen, a weed truck overturns on 4/20 and an entire wedding gets dosed by the bride.

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Episode 110. Mike gets an aggressive TSA pat-down on his way to a Wheeler Walker Jr show in Nashville. Ted Cruz will not felate a man to end world hunger, Cuba Gooding and Gary Coleman and a 28 year old girl dating Al Pacino are this week’s pervs and AC/DC helps in the operating room.

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Episode 109. We comment on Matt Gaetz commenting on Marjorie Taylor Green commenting on Jimmy Kimmel wanting Will Smith to smack her. Greg reports on doing Joe Rogans show this week and hanging at the Comedy Store 50th anniversary party. Author of How to Murder Your Husband charged with murdering husband, a dead rapper is stuffed and propped up for his wake and Florida man is… well, Florida man.

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Episode 108. We better hope Will Smith does not listen to this podcast. Or Caitlyn Jenner or anybody that’s had an abortion. For the rest of you there are some great stories about a man burying a school bus full of children (they lived!) Alec Baldwin and a Brazilian singer who was rushed to the hospital because she held in her farts.

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Episode 107. Big news week with March Madness and The Oscars this weekend. Also 2 gay guys adopt a gay dog, a Goop Exec quits over diarrhea, and a Brazilian woman gives a homeless man a special treat in her car.

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Episode 106. Mike rests up after the St Paddy’s Day Parade in NYC and we discuss Danny Thomas, Pete Davidson in space, Bono’s poem, a homeless guy in FL enjoying himself a little too much in a Starbucks and how we can’t find a 3rd contestant for "Gubbins Bachelor”

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Episode 105. Two Tennessee men attacked by an angry camel, Trump loves The Village People and Jesse Smollett is NOT going to kill himself. We're still looking for a wife for Dennis Gubbins and gas prices are so high The Freedom Convoy truckers are stuck in DC and can’t get home.

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Episode 104. The Freedom Truck convoy is moving slower than the Russian troop convoy in Ukraine, the battle is on for Dennis Gubbins (@dgubs) heart and there is briefly no joy on The View.

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Episode 103. We wrap our feeble heads around the Ukraine invasion and the history of the Molotov cocktail. 2 sets of identical twins marry each other, a cheerleader in FL kills 3 hookers and in a thrilling finale Gibbs walks us through his WORDLE solution from Friday.

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