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2/20/22

Episode 102. Ice fishing shacks are the new jack shacks, a confederate flag burning in the Bayou, A Florida woman uses her relief $ to put a hit on a TSA worker, and the Queen mother pays a settlement for her garbage son Prince Andrew.

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2/13/22

Episode 101. SUPERBOWL SUNDAY PAPERS! Our Rams tear up as Ellen steps in and crushes a dream. Our jackass review, a gambling nun and a man runs over another man for putting mayo on his sandwich.

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

2/6/22

Episode 100. Episode 100. It’s the 100th Episode of Sunday Papers! We thank you for your support before diving into the new COVID-19 cure: drinking urine. Also a truckload of monkeys crashes in the midwest, Whoopi gets sent to her room and Rudy gets dissed.

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

1/30/22

Episode 99. From ice cold Syracuse NY we bring you news about Jerry Falwell Jr’s wife banging the pool boy, the pope telling parents to love their gay kids as if they had a disease, and Disney defending their use of dwarves. Oh yeah and the Neil Young thing.

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1/23/22

Episode 98. The Anne Frank narc is finally busted, a driverless Tesla takes some people out, and a review of Louie CK’s new special. Chinese officials are Covid-testing with anal swabs and we mark the passing of the greats Louie Anderson and Meat Loaf.

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1/16/22

Episode 97. This week: More kids are smoking cigarettes, Italian COVID-19 parties, and now we're told pot prevents COVID-19. (Gubbins can stop wearing a mask!) Plus, a TikTok creator is choked to death by his boyfriend in Detroit and a teenage boy is hacking into Teslas around the world.

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1/9/22

Episode 96. Episode 96. New Years Predictions are made and we look back at our predictions for 2021. Lot of fun facts about Siamese twins and tributes to Betty White and Sir Sidney Poitier. Oh yeah, and there’s a woman selling her farts in jars.

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

12/26/21

Episode 95. Greg Zooms in with the help of Jesus Christ from his mom’s condo in Florida while Mike prepares a trip to the desert. This week has three Florida man stories and a breakdown of an Elton John Christmas song that will bring out the holiday spirit. This is the last Sunday Papers of the year, so thanks to you guys for all the support! Happy holidays!

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12/19/21

Episode 94. Caitlyn gets bounced from the Beverly Hilton, Ben Affleck trashes Jen Garner, and Billie Eilish watched too much porn. Kim Jong-un executed 7 people for watching K-Pop and guess what state had a teacher sleep with a student?

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12/12/21

Episode 93. Ghislaine Maxwell is scared for her life, The Saudi Camel beauty contest bans plastic surgery and it turns out life inside the Playboy mansion was a little rapey.

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12/5/21

Episode 92. Tons of people joining the Mile High Club in Vegas, Tucson cops put 9 bullets in a guy in a wheelchair, a British guy "slipped and fell" onto a two-inch-wide artillery shell with his asshole and a woman breastfeeds a cat on a United fight.

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11/28/21

Episode 91. Episode 91. Some leftover stories from the week including Will Smith ejaculating until he pukes, Ghislaine’s treatment in prison, a Texas woman acting like a Florida man, and a North Korean man is sentenced to death for watching “Squid Games". Bet they do it in a fun way.

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11/21/21

Episode 90. The kids are home from college and Thanksgiving is almost here! Nazis are now trying to use humor, we visit menstrual huts in Nepal and review Taylor Swift's 10 minute song from SNL. Also, a man in China is banned from an all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating all he could eat.

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11/14/21

Episode 89. Mike sees David Byrne’s show in NYC and Greg sees Erin break her wrist in San Francisco. A one lb. baby is born and Ron Howard resented Fonzie. Drake drops $1M in a strip club right after the Travis Scott concert and a Fla man punches his prison-mate for farting too much in their cell.

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11/7/21

Episode 88. We recap going to the Dead show on Halloween and reminisce about Greg taunting Mike that he was running 15 minutes behind Gumby at The NYC Marathon. QAnon predicts JFK Jr will announce Trump is still president and one compelling reason you should not keep a hippo as a pet.

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10/31/21

Episode 87. People are sick of hearing about Chapelle, so we talk about it a little more. As we prepare for tonights Grateful Dead concert at The Hollywood Bowl we discuss Biden and the Pope, and a Kentucky High School where the students dressed as Hooters girls and gave the teachers lap dances. PETA wants us to stop calling it a Bull Pen and Zuckerberg wants us to start calling it Meta.

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

10/24/21

Episode 86. Greg talks about going to the Stones, Mike talks about Wheeler Walker Jr’s wedding at Graceland. Superman is now super gay, Bond is now super dead, and 76 yr old Rod Stewart is in trouble for assaulting a security guard.

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10/17/21

Episode 85. Hannah Gadsby weighs in on Chappelle, but Ted Sarandos holds his ground. A California woman throws sex parties for teenagers and Lindsey Graham is jealous of the Gucci bags Brazilian immigrants are bringing across the border. BTW Jonah Hill is not interested on what you think of his weight.

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

10/10/21

Episode 84. After recounting adventures at a celebrity golf tournament Greg and Mike played in this week, they laugh at The Bieb who was duped by a fake Tom Cruise. Anti-vaxers are trying to find jobs, and people on the Spectrum are trying to find love. Mike gives his review of Chappelle at The Hollywood Bowl and then Family Circus.

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