Episode 168. LIV and PGA forge a deal with the devil. Martha Stewart wants you to drive to an office, NYC is smoky, and a virgin crocodile has a baby. It’s a miracle!

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Episode 167. This week, Santino and Bobby Lee call in. We honor 30 years since Bob Fitzsimmons passed and correct the fake news about Target. Trans girl is sued for running too fast, Chick-Fil-A is the new Bud Light and Australia Man continues to challenge Fla Man.

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Episode 166. A Family Feud contestant murders his wife, a nun and a bishop break some vows and Elon Musk is implanting chips in people’s heads. Celine Dion is a little stiff but a 100 year old woman gets loose on the TB Rays mound throwing out the 1st pitch.

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Episode 165: Toe sucking, Amelia Earhart and Target is the new Bud Light. What are the angriest airports in the country and Australia is the world’s Florida.

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Episode 164. Tough week for the GOP. We try to go easy but… Also, Bobby De Niro has a future orphan at 79, a FLA man has quite a night out, and ChatGPT is picking stocks better than the experts.

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Episode 163. We’re on strike! Not as podcasters but as writers. Louisville has been letting 10-yr-olds work at McD’s, but Utah won’t let 24 yr-olds work in porn. The Navy has drag queens and Tucker Carlson has some rules about how white men should fight.

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Episode 162. UFOs in Vegas, kids in IL driving the school bus, and Mike talks about being at the final Corden taping. A passenger on a South African flight gets a little handsy and Mike has something to say about Philly. 

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Episode 161. Greg is visited by the ghost of his father, a Bud Light drinker loses his shit, Gen Z is getting fired and Mexico’s president said we’re all on drugs.

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Episode 160. Why is Lululemon making fun of Asian people? Why are old ladies in Missouri robbing banks? Why is Arnold Schwarzenegger filling potholes? Tune into Sunday Papers this week and you may walk away a little smarter.

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Episode 159. Happy Easter! Filipino men are nailing themselves to the cross to celebrate, a fake cop pulls over a real cop, and Kid Rock is done with Bud Light. A Dutch man has fathered 550 children with sperm donations, and now there is fear of incest in The Netherlands.

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Episode 158. Gwyneth dominates the white news cycle, and a N Carolina teacher tapes a kid's mouth shut. Elon Musk calls for a shutdown of AI, and two escaped inmates can’t escape the allure of a short stack at IHOP.

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Episode 157. We talk about the big St Paddy's Day Show and dive into Kanye's sudden love for Jews, Congress’ hatred for Tik Tok, and a billionaire dumping his wife because she got dementia. Rick Allen, The drummer for Def Leppard was attacked and a principal in FLA is fired for allowing a class to see Michelangelo’s David.

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Episode 156. We recorded in person for the 1st time! Better? Worse? You decide. Abortion, Drag Queens and a spy cam in a bathroom. Good wholesome news from your friends at Sunday Papers!

Episode 155. We talk about tonight's’ Oscars and yesterday's Oscars. There are goats loose in San Francisco, cocaine leopards in Ohio and a woman in FLA caught with meth in a place only Fla Man should go. We do a quick (positive) review of Chris Rock's special and answer your questions.

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Episode 154. Biden calls for a draft? Tom Brady is now a standup comedian, a lot of anti-drag politicians in drag and Florida woman gives a curious pee sample.

Episode 153. Reports from the Springsteen concert and Dylan museum in Tulsa, a rain report on LA and snippets from the Kreischer tour. An alligator is found in Brooklyn, a day care worker is busted dosing the kids on Melatonin and fat kids are banned from a ride at Universal. And Gubbins got knee surgery.

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Episode 152. Greg is snubbed by his mom on Valentine's Day but gets some tips on being on Bert’s bus tour. Alabama is worried about UFOs, a TX woman finds a Pokemon that looks like a penis (because it is) and an asteroid is passing by Earth (lets hope).

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Episode 151. The boys talk about this week’s appearance on “Something’s Burning” w/ Bert Kreischer. Super Bowl predictions and a chick fight at The Philly airport. Spirit attendants won in the third round. A man beats a DUI charge because his wife was chasing him and a woman committing a murder/suicide chickens out of the suicide part.

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Episode 150. This past week a Tesla was found in a pool, a penis was found in an Alabama gas station, and a 22 yr old was found in a JV basketball game. You can now make bets on the weather and track Mike and Greg’s death pool.

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Episode 149. This week we count down the time until Mike’s Adderall kicks in. McDonalds “rewards" a man with free food, a man is killed by his wife for sleeping with her grandma, a dog shoots a man and Trump is back on Facebook. Also, Marie Kondo has turned into a slob.

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