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12/12/21

Episode 93. Ghislaine Maxwell is scared for her life, The Saudi Camel beauty contest bans plastic surgery and it turns out life inside the Playboy mansion was a little rapey.

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12/5/21

Episode 92. Tons of people joining the Mile High Club in Vegas, Tucson cops put 9 bullets in a guy in a wheelchair, a British guy "slipped and fell" onto a two-inch-wide artillery shell with his asshole and a woman breastfeeds a cat on a United fight.

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11/28/21

Episode 91. Episode 91. Some leftover stories from the week including Will Smith ejaculating until he pukes, Ghislaine’s treatment in prison, a Texas woman acting like a Florida man, and a North Korean man is sentenced to death for watching “Squid Games". Bet they do it in a fun way.

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11/21/21

Episode 90. The kids are home from college and Thanksgiving is almost here! Nazis are now trying to use humor, we visit menstrual huts in Nepal and review Taylor Swift's 10 minute song from SNL. Also, a man in China is banned from an all-you-can-eat restaurant for eating all he could eat.

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11/14/21

Episode 89. Mike sees David Byrne’s show in NYC and Greg sees Erin break her wrist in San Francisco. A one lb. baby is born and Ron Howard resented Fonzie. Drake drops $1M in a strip club right after the Travis Scott concert and a Fla man punches his prison-mate for farting too much in their cell.

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11/7/21

Episode 88. We recap going to the Dead show on Halloween and reminisce about Greg taunting Mike that he was running 15 minutes behind Gumby at The NYC Marathon. QAnon predicts JFK Jr will announce Trump is still president and one compelling reason you should not keep a hippo as a pet.

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10/31/21

Episode 87. People are sick of hearing about Chapelle, so we talk about it a little more. As we prepare for tonights Grateful Dead concert at The Hollywood Bowl we discuss Biden and the Pope, and a Kentucky High School where the students dressed as Hooters girls and gave the teachers lap dances. PETA wants us to stop calling it a Bull Pen and Zuckerberg wants us to start calling it Meta.

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10/24/21

Episode 86. Greg talks about going to the Stones, Mike talks about Wheeler Walker Jr’s wedding at Graceland. Superman is now super gay, Bond is now super dead, and 76 yr old Rod Stewart is in trouble for assaulting a security guard.

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10/17/21

Episode 85. Hannah Gadsby weighs in on Chappelle, but Ted Sarandos holds his ground. A California woman throws sex parties for teenagers and Lindsey Graham is jealous of the Gucci bags Brazilian immigrants are bringing across the border. BTW Jonah Hill is not interested on what you think of his weight.

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

10/10/21

Episode 84. After recounting adventures at a celebrity golf tournament Greg and Mike played in this week, they laugh at The Bieb who was duped by a fake Tom Cruise. Anti-vaxers are trying to find jobs, and people on the Spectrum are trying to find love. Mike gives his review of Chappelle at The Hollywood Bowl and then Family Circus.

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10/3/21

Episode 83. Dog The Bounty Hunter is here to solve the Gabby Petito murder! Brady heads to New England to settle some business and there is a new device which detects if you’re high (use promo code Doug Benson). Also Brett Kavanaugh has Covid and a gay hairdresser has jumped ship.

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Sunday Papers Coffee Mug Contest! Pick your 3 favorites and email us your choices here fitzdogradio@gmail.com. Mugs will be available for your Christmas shopping.

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9/26/21

Episode 82. This week Mike is in Montana and Greg is in CT and there are a lot of dead bodies in the news. The live ones include a groping Chris Cuomo, a divorced Elon Musk, a gun wielding woman who wants her Chipotle and Cpt Kirk is going back to space.

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

9/19/21

Episode 81. Our 1st LIVE PODCAST! From the stage of the Sacramento Punchline we bring you a loving tribute to Norm MacDonald, discuss Bill Cosby and Ellen’s comebacks and audience members give us local news stories from SAC Town.

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

9/12/21

Episode 80. Comedians in the news this week: John Mulaney, Patton Oswalt, Steve Martin, and some shit Greg talked about Marc Maron that we edited out. Texas promises to stop ALL rape and a Florida Man story that hits the trifecta: nudity, drunkenness and police activity. Oh yeah, and a golf cart.

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9/5/21

Episode 79. A grown man sues his parents for throwing out his porn, a redneck almost kidnaps his kids principal for making the child wear a mask, and we pay our respects to 2 gentlemen who crashed while in the back of a self driving Tesla. RIP Leland.

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8/29/21

Episode 78. We open with a Sturgis update and talk about a principal who’s been fired for telling a joke about a crustacean. Mike raves about Billie Eilish's new album, and Greg buries KISS. One of our friends got herpes.

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8/22/21

Episode 77. From Mike's favorite show "Dave," Andrew Santino calls in and riffs on the news. Sturgis update: less DUIs, more STDs. Also, an 84 year old man robs a bank in AZ. He must have thought he was in FL.

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8/15/21

Episode 76. This week’s Florida Man is the entire state of Florida, and aging bikers are already stacking up in the hospitals of Sturgis, SD. Greg defends New York’s status as the greatest city in the world, and Mike tries to bleep out some inappropriate content.

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