Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

12/13/20

This week we talk about cracking the Zodiak Killer’s code, hunting for whale vomit and Marines taking LSD. Did Tom Brady take a $1M PPP loan after buying a $2M yacht?

Yup.

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

12/6/20

Patriots owner Robert Kraft is off scot-free but the masseuse owes $30k in fines to the court. He’s worth $6B. Adolph Hitler wins an election in Africa and Carole Baskin is this week’s “Florida Man”!

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

11/29/20

It’s a party! Cher saves an elephant and the Taiwanese parliament is hurling pig intestines at each other. Dagwood sucks…

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

11/22/20

Florida Man this week is a guy sitting in the front row of Greg’s show in Tampa. Mike is out of toilet paper and WTF is running down Rudy’s face?

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

11/15/20

Consenting sex robots, a very hands on Florida theme park, and "Baby Fae" is remembered - Joanne writes in, still has a crush.

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

11/8/20

New president- same Sunday Papers! Magic mushrooms and Exorcism in Portland and, as always, Florida Man comes through big.

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

11/1/20

Costco fires the Thai monkeys that were picking their coconuts, Lori Loughlin goes directly to jail, and maybe a little about the election.

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

10/18/20

From Jackson Hole, Mike joins Greg for a roundup of town halls, ancient Italian porn and, of course, the Sunday funnies.

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

10/11/20

Greg is in Cleveland and Mike is in Zion State Park in Utah. But the paper still gets delivered! Little bit of Trump in the news.

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

10/4/20

New Sunday Papers. Covid in Chief, South Park, Florida Men and oddly a bunch of talk about milk: almond, oat and breasteses.

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

9/27/20

This week: all the biggest headlines: Refurbished Vietnamese condoms and new 9-11 conspiracy theories.

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

9/20/20

New Sunday Papers. Van Morrison won’t be on The Masked Singer, Joe Rogan runs Presidential debate and RIP RBG. 

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

9/17/20

The eighth and maybe final Thursday Papers. Listener emails, This Day in History and an alcoholic's letter to Dear Abby that reminds Greg he’s going to start drinking again.

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

9/13/20

Fires rage in the west and an insane man fathers 36 children with sperm donations. Family Circus literally makes no sense this week.

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

9/10/20

More listener corrections and "this day in history." Who wants to run a factory? Jelly Belly Jelly Beans is pulling a Willy Wonka. Plus, Mike gives an update on Sturgis. 

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

9/6/20

Greg and Mike manage to deliver a tiger-focused story more outrageous than the latest Carole Baskin news. Mike shows continued support for the south, and we find out Greg's not so great with fax numbers. 

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

9/3/20

More listener emails and an ad for great lobster. Plus, Mike reviews the VMAs and reads reviews for "Hoops" on Netflix. 

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

8/30/20

From Catalina Island CA, Mike and Greg record from a campground. There are children around which does not stop them from riffing on three-ways and magic mushrooms.

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Greg Fitzsimmons Greg Fitzsimmons

8/27/20

Listeners have more corrections, Greg and Mike review Netflix's "Love on the Spectrum," and Judd Apatow inadvertently calls in.

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